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skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

Dear BBC,

all-systems-no:

ravenclaw1991:

Please make a Doctor Who spin off with these three:

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Reasons why its a good idea:

  • It would fill the time between series’ of Doctor Who.
  • We could stop with the murderous breaks in the middle of the series.
  • We need a new spin off since The Sarah Jane Adventures ended and Torchwood seems to be dead.
  • They are hilarious and badass at the same time
  • Its a unique idea.

Thank you for your time. :)

I neeeeeed this

thelingerieaddict:

karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

Real life.

battroid:

if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry

sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person

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howtotrainyourbabyboo:

canadachild9:

daisycruiserz:

I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL TEN MINUTES AGO THAT ANDY USED TO WEAR JESSIE’S HAT WHEN PLAYING WITH WOODY AND FOR SOME REASON THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPYimage

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Wait a second…

Jessie’s previous owner, Emily, wore a hat similar to Jessie’s. And now Andy is wearing one.

Guys… what if Emily is Andy’s mom?!

please dont do this.  not 10 years later please dont give me toy story feels

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

sara-loves-rihanna:

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

drag queens saving the day again <3

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

sweet-dreams-in-the-tardis:

free-will-for-the-fallen:

riddle-my-hiddles:

forrest-faerie:

emir-dynamite:

The level in the cup never rises.

The pot is never empty, its angle never changes.

I have seen forever.

infiniTEA

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THAT FUCKING GIF I CANT

igot-sherlocked:

Everybody needs this on their dashboard. 

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